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Monthly Archives: June 2015
The Kingston University Big Bleed
Kingston University’s Big Bleed is the drainable outcome of a SADASS research project conducted during the middle ages. Similar bleeding schemes have been implemented during medieval times and there is considerable associated evidence that lacklustre staff suffering from illness and … Continue reading
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View the latest plans for the new Town House
The University has submitted revised plans to Kingston Council for its proposed transformational new building and landscaping scheme on Penrhyn Road. Despite significant public support for the scheme, some imbeciles on the Council’s Development Control Committee had felt that scale … Continue reading
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New boy’s waffle
Dissenter was not tempted to go along to the newest DVC’s “keynote speech” last month, a gentle parody of which you can read below. Really the speech was beyond parody — it is already a self-parody. One might ask what … Continue reading
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Kingston attracts brightest and best
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SMT look like a sack of potatoes
Deputy vice-chancellor for Bullshit and University non-job-man, Matthew Hitman, has said that in response to staff requests, he and fellow SMT members are looking to write long wordy sentences containing weasel words like detail and guidance to look as though … Continue reading
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WANTED – another headbanger dean
Pratt of a VC/Dean Faculty of Science, Engineering and Computing Kingston University Location: Grim Kingston Salary: Plenty – you’ll be a boss after all Hours: Full Time Contract Type: Permanent if you like rats Formed in 2011 the Faculty of … Continue reading
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