Category Archives: General

The Merry Knives of Windsor: A Seasonal Tale for Xmas

‘Twas a cold Winter’s day in November, in a House in Olde Kingstone Towne. Ye old King Steven (for it was he) lounged on his shiny new office sofa and surveyed what was left of his rapidly diminishing Kingdom. He … Continue reading

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Reader’s verse 2

The following fully transferable song can be sung about any SMT member simply by substituting names au choix (“Wilks, huh,” etc.). It should be enjoyed to the driving rhythms of Edwin Starr’s ‘War’. Spier, huh, yeah What is he good … Continue reading

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Reader’s verse

The V-C’s Sofa. by Muckraker Steven had an office sofa, Which he didn’t like, He called in all his Admin Team, ‘Get it out my sight!’ A brand new one was ordered, No questions asked on price, Now he has … Continue reading

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KU Clerihew 9

Stephen Spier For some reason he’s still here How does the emperor with no clothes Remain? Fuck knows

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Kingston tops league table for first time

It’s been the dream (or fantasy) of Spiersy and his shifting management team to climb clear of the bottom of the assorted university league tables, especially the Guardian table, perhaps with a leg-up from the Head of Planning & Chief … Continue reading

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Dissing Dissenter

A blog such as this will inevitably attract criticisms but surprisingly there have been very few over the four and half years it has existed. Most of the managers it attacks sensibly keep quiet, not so sensibly ignore it, or … Continue reading

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