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KU clerihew 7

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Dissenter

Matt Hiely-Rayner (Well, it’s a no-brainer) Has another job spinning statistical fables To push Kingston up the league tables

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In the summertime

Posted on July 5, 2018 by Dissenter

Management has cut my pay Left me on a lower grade Teaching on this sunny afternoon And I can’t do research Stone has left me in the lurch Teaching on a sunny afternoon Save me, save me, from the SMT … Continue reading →

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“No cohesion, no plan”

Posted on June 30, 2018 by Dissenter

Germany is out of the World Cup. After three games characterised by mistake-prone incoherent play, leavened briefly by one good free kick, they lost to a nimble and sparkling South Korea. With all respect to the sensitivities of our German … Continue reading →

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KU Clerihew 6

Posted on June 18, 2018 by Dissenter

Simon Stone Sweating acetone Says, “I’ll get Dissenter and her retinue, Even if I have to sack the lot of you.”

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Greetings pop-pickers, the new chart is out

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Dissenter

The Guardian league tables for 2019 are out, reach for the bottle. Is it champagne or gin for Kingston? After a few years of shifting up and down a few places, KU finds itself 23 places higher and the SMT … Continue reading →

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Kingston wins Guardian HE raffle

Posted on May 28, 2018 by Dissenter
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