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Matt Hiely-Rayner (Well, it’s a no-brainer) Has another job spinning statistical fables To push Kingston up the league tables

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In the summertime

Management has cut my pay Left me on a lower grade Teaching on this sunny afternoon And I can’t do research Stone has left me in the lurch Teaching on a sunny afternoon Save me, save me, from the SMT … Continue reading

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“No cohesion, no plan”

Germany is out of the World Cup. After three games characterised by mistake-prone incoherent play, leavened briefly by one good free kick, they lost to a nimble and sparkling South Korea. With all respect to the sensitivities of our German … Continue reading

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Simon Stone Sweating acetone Says, “I’ll get Dissenter and her retinue, Even if I have to sack the lot of you.”

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Greetings pop-pickers, the new chart is out

The Guardian league tables for 2019 are out, reach for the bottle. Is it champagne or gin for Kingston? After a few years of shifting up and down a few places, KU finds itself 23 places higher and the SMT … Continue reading

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Kingston wins Guardian HE raffle

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