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Spier’s spin unspun

As the Kingston Gold Commander’s rubbish leadership limps on and the Uni faces the autumn teaching block with many students defying KU’s half-hearted face covering guidance, potentially putting staff and students at serious risk, Spiersy is uninterested in such details, … Continue reading

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News release: University named Client of the Century by RIBYA London

     Exclusive: For immediate release to all news outlets. The University’s commitment to design and architecture at the cost of teaching has been recognised in the annual Royal Institute of British Yodeling Architects (RIBYA) London, which saw it scoop the … Continue reading

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Wrecking IT

As Dissenter has pointed out in recent months, the so-called Gold Commandant, Admiral Steven ‘Poly-Uni’ Spier, our empty-headed and overpaid VC (who is also allergic to genuine staff questions), has taken the ‘consultation’ to new levels of absurdity, devaluing the … Continue reading

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KU sends S.O.S. (Sad Old Spier) message

Diddums. We are reliably informed by sources close to the top that the Golden One is not happy. It was to be the highlight of the University’s academic year, and Kingston’s Vice-Commander and very part-time Admiral, Steven ‘Polyversity’ Spier, had … Continue reading

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A message from your Gold Commander

Subject: Open forum invitation, additional leave and meat-free weeks Sent to: All staff Dear peasants colleagues, As we approach the end of the academic year, it is timely to reflect and recognise all I have achieved for you during a … Continue reading

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The art of dumping on your staff

So now you know. On the morning of Thursday 1st July a special email was sent to all KU staff announcing more change and a major restructure of Faculties. Back in March, when Dissenter revealed that the FBSS and KSA … Continue reading

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