I want my KTP
I want my KTP
I want my KTP
Look at them yo-yos
That’s the way you do it
You blow your trumpet on the SMT
That ain’t workin’, they can’t even manage
Money for nothing, foreign trips for free
Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you, them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get to be a bully like Tuninga
Maybe spend the whole day on your bum
We gotta write publications by the dozen
Toilet paper deliveries
We gotta be lead investigators
We gotta all turn into APs
See the little faggot with the shorts and the pushbike
Yeah buddy he’s undersize
That little faggot goes everywhere by airplane
That little faggot gets a big pay rise
We gotta write publications by the dozen
Toilet paper deliveries
We gotta be lead investigators
We gotta all turn into APs
I shoulda learned to talk all the shit
I shoulda learned to bang my drum
Look at that L-J, she got it stickin’ in our faces
Man higher ed’s no fun
And he’s up there, what’s that? Threat’ning noises?
Bangin’ out the bullshit like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’, they can’t even manage
Money for nothing, and your cheques for free
I want my, I want my, I want my KTP
I want my, I want my, I want my KTP