Seeking Dissenter

They seek her here, they seek her there
In FASS and SEC, Health, Social Care
Stoney wants to break her so he’ll hunt her without rest
Cause he hates dedicated bloggers with a passion

And when she pokes her little fun
At SMT or Essex Man
He blows his top and slowly turns the colour of beetroot
Cause he hates dedicated bloggers with a passion

Oh yes he does, oh yes he does
He thinks we should shiver, keep our mouths shut
And when he gets his frilly nylon panties in a twist
He curses dedicated bloggers with a passion

They seek her here, they seek her there
They’ll get a name, of that he’ll swear
Yet it just won’t occur to him that Legion is her name
Cause he hates dedicated bloggers with a passion

Oh yes he does, oh yes he does
‘You know it’s very simple’ says our Simon
‘The lot of you will get the boot, I’ll sack you one by one’
Cause he hates dedicated bloggers with a passion
He hates dedicated bloggers with a passion

[With acknowledgement and apologies to the Kinks]