Latest SLT meeting sets out Polyversity strategy

After the traditional afternoon nap, the Gold Commander explained to his Senile Lack-of-Leadership Team, just before they all nodded off again: “The strategy for our SLT journey and bold approach will take us rapidly from university status to an exciting new endpoint in my supreme vision: we will become a small and dull provincial polytechnic, devoted to making and doing: a make-do polyversity that will be the envy of other technical colleges throughout the land”.