Just as I was saying, we’re a brilliant team and that Atkins is a top manager.
What a great night. How did Boro beat us at their place? They couldn’t get near us and even my dimwit boy Charlie managed to shut his gob for once so Atkins could take my advice.
Alfie Le Fondre popped up for one and that dopey half wit Gordon Obita let the ball hit him on the head for our second. We’re going up now even with half paced Morrisons.
My mates who stand there with me are a right laugh, jokin’ about while I’m telling them all about football, (coz they’re all thick really). Dave the Dipstick turned up last night and you should hear the fake Geordie.
He hasn’t got clue but after he’s had a Guinness he keeps shouting stuff when he don’t know what he’s talking about. I help to put him right but he’s such a plonker he never listens. He thinks he knows what Boro fans are like coz he supported Newcastle when he was a proper Geordie. Wish he’d get clear off back up there. Bleedn’ idiot.
Now on we go to beat Donny. I’m looking for top performances from the boys, especially Hopeless Akpan coz he’ll be back in and God help us, and we’ll probably have old Spongebob Drenthe back so we can all have a laugh at the fat git too.
Premiership here we come. This is it. We’re going to Wembley. Get behind us now you lot. Back the Boys, stop moaning and be proper fans for once.
Wish we’d get rid of that idiot Morrisons though.
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