Professor Kikin Balls together with Dr On-me’ead and Dr Backothenet celebrate the formation of the new school. Previously at University United, they say how excited they are about their new rolls. “I’m gonna give it 110% effort for the full 90 minutes,” said Professor Balls. They are expecting to contribute fully to the planned TEF (Totally Emazing Football). Asked about his plans for research, Dr On-me’ead said, “Furst fing I’m gonna do is find out who nicked me effin shin pads.”