Author Archives: kuscandal

Another day, another leak: Dissenter has been given the original draft of the latest piece of Spier-spin and, in the interests of transparency, the text is reproduced below. From: Gold Commandant and Vice-Clown Professor ‘Two Jobs’ Spier, Supreme Leader, Kingston … Continue reading →

Whatever will the Gold Commandant do now? In a short news item quietly slipped out on the Uni website it has been revealed that Dave ‘Mack the Knife’ Mackintosh, the oldest man in the University, if not the Universe, has … Continue reading →

Feeling peckish? Hungry after a lecture? In need of a meal? As well as its Clown House and Future Ill’s programme, Kingston University is pioneering another ‘sector-leading’ strategy to make its rivals blue and green with envy: quick-bite cheese rolls … Continue reading →

To axe or not to axe? To spear or spare? Is Spier about to do a ‘University of Kent’ style hit-job and ruthlessly spear Philosophy staff and their subject specialism, or will he spare them? If there is one thing … Continue reading →

From: Vice-Clown Professor Sir Steven ‘Two Jobs’ Spier Sent: 14 December 2023 To: All remaining staff and other peasants Dear Colleagues and Fans, As I approach the festive break, I wanted to take a moment from my enormously busy schedule … Continue reading →

From: Professor and Gold Commandant Sir Steven ‘Two Jobs’ Spier, Vice-Clown, Kingston PolyUniversity Sent: 08 November 2023 16:55 To: All Staff Types and other Peasants Dear colleagues, There is no doubt we are operating in a particularly challenging national context, … Continue reading →