Category Archives: General

After the traditional afternoon nap, the Gold Commander explained to his Senile Lack-of-Leadership Team, just before they all nodded off again: “The strategy for our SLT journey and bold approach will take us rapidly from university status to an exciting … Continue reading →

Gold News! For Immediate Release: Kingston University’s Clown House has been named the winner of the 2021 Royal Institute of British Yodeling Artists (RIBYA) Hurling Prize – confirming it as the world’s best new building ever and reinforcing your Gold … Continue reading →

As the Kingston Gold Commander’s rubbish leadership limps on and the Uni faces the autumn teaching block with many students defying KU’s half-hearted face covering guidance, potentially putting staff and students at serious risk, Spiersy is uninterested in such details, … Continue reading →

     Exclusive: For immediate release to all news outlets. The University’s commitment to design and architecture at the cost of teaching has been recognised in the annual Royal Institute of British Yodeling Architects (RIBYA) London, which saw it scoop the … Continue reading →

As Dissenter has pointed out in recent months, the so-called Gold Commandant, Admiral Steven ‘Poly-Uni’ Spier, our empty-headed and overpaid VC (who is also allergic to genuine staff questions), has taken the ‘consultation’ to new levels of absurdity, devaluing the … Continue reading →

Diddums. We are reliably informed by sources close to the top that the Golden One is not happy. It was to be the highlight of the University’s academic year, and Kingston’s Vice-Commander and very part-time Admiral, Steven ‘Polyversity’ Spier, had … Continue reading →