Author Archives: dickroyal

Sorry I couldn’t report on the Brighton game. The missus filled me with so much Christmas pudding and glasses of sherry I fell asleep. Sounds like that useless Clarkson did too. Two nil up? Get rid of him. We need … Continue reading →

Well I told Majeski he needed to get rid of Atkins and he listened to me. But then he appointed another idiot. Who has heard of Steve Clarkson anyway? And it don’t matter how many managers you get, you’ll never … Continue reading →

You still here Atkins? Come on, you better start emptying your desk. I’ve been getting my CV into shape and I  think Mrs Satsuma will realise my advice was being ignored at Birmingham. And she ain’t daft. Apart from buying … Continue reading →

Get out Atkins you halfwit. This shambles never looked like scoring. It was so boring that idiot boy of mine Charlie shut his gob for once. Now we know the dodgy Russian has caused us another season of being broke, … Continue reading →

As I’ve always said Atkins is a top top manager and all you lot who know nothing about football should stop your moaning. Who else would have thought of putting Jack Cooper up there to bang in two goals? And … Continue reading →

Always knew this would happen. As soon as Atkins wins one he has to lose one. Grunter’s overrated Gordon Obita’s shot and what’s the point of bringing Ronson_Kanu on? Ever? The whole lot of them are either useless or average. … Continue reading →

That’s it Atkins, not long left. As I’ve said his missus picks the team and he has to explain it on Radio Berkshire. That idiot Tim Dellors asked him what he was playing at and he said ‘I want to … Continue reading →

Now I know how to shut my dimwit boy Charlie up. Bring him to a match like that. Even he couldn’t think of anything stupid to say about a game where nothing happened. We lose 3-0 to the top team … Continue reading →

Hope you lot, who know nothing about, football finally see that I’m right. Gordon Obita was a flash in the pan. Chris Grunter should never be captain and most important of all Adkins has to go. Even my halfwit boy … Continue reading →

What’s everyone moaning about? Bound to lose matches like this when you’ve got Atkins picking his half-witted teams and then getting all upset. A little while ago everyone was raving about Chris Grunter and Gordon Obita, and now thanks to … Continue reading →