I’m Gonna Write (500 words) by The Defamers
When I write up, well I know I’m gonna write
I’m gonna write a pile of expiditious shite
When I submit, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna get that Penny Burden off my back
If I get drunk, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who hates this pile of KAPS
And if I quaver, you know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who quavers for his job
And I would write 500 words
And I would write 500 more
Just to add to the 6000 words
I’ve scribbled on my office door
Tend initis tend initis tend initis tend initis
Ten diddle iddle iddle iddle ite
Tend initis tend initis tend initis tend initis
Ten diddle iddle iddle iddle ite
When I’m working, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who wastes my time on crap
And if I grow old, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man whose pension scheme is fucked
When I come home, oh I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man inside the loony bin
When I’m dreaming, you know I’m gonna be
I’ll be dreaming of UKPSF3
And I would write 500 words
And I would write 500 more
Just to add to the 6000 words
I sent to cherp the week before
Loada boll ocks loada boll ocks loada boll ocks loada boll ocks
Balls blod dy balls blod dy balls blod dy balls blod dy balls
Loada boll ocks loada boll ocks loada boll ocks loada boll ocks
Balls blod dy balls blod dy balls blod dy balls blod dy balls